Hockey is a way of life for Joe. He can’t help getting stupid at the Ranger games. His brain is made of ice and snow, his teeth are fake from all the slap shots to his head. He bleeds true blue and the colors of America he wears proudly. Joe is as dedicated as they come in NYC where nobody sleeps or looks before they cross the streets. He is drunk with hockey. It makes him a nice person just as long as the Rangers win or beat the crap out of the Devils. He loves New York and everything about it makes him smile, especially Madison Square Garden where it stinks of hockey. From Brooklyn where he learned how to skate with the big boys. Just look at that drunk hockey face...